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If you're anything over 30 years of age, chances are at one time or another, you've muttered the phrase, "If I had a dime for every time I ____________, I'd be a millionaire." Ok, so what fills in your blank? I, Myself, have a list of blanks that could have made me a multimillionaire years ago. If I had a dime for every time I've misplaced my wallet; if I had a dime for every time I've left the lights on in the car; if I had a dime for all the single socks that have lined the bottom of my sock drawer. Does anyone else's "single socks" breed uncontrollably, like rabbits on steroids? But, by far my biggest blank is, "If I had a dime for every time I've misplaced my keys . . ." Seems to me I could have written a few books, completed a Doctorate, and finished the long list of Mr. Fix-it jobs that are waiting for me around the house, if I could somehow redeem the time I've spent looking for my keys.

Now before you get the idea that I'm a complete key klutz, I want you to know that my keys do not go missing as a result of carelessness. Nor do my keys wander off because I don't have an organized game plan implemented. I have a hook just inside the door on which my keys fit securely. I also have a leather tag on the keys, and a white, plastic, " I love the members of L'Etete Church of Christ!" tag that was a free sample, as well as a REAL Swiss Army knife that a friend gave me for being the best man in his wedding (Hey, beats cuff links anytime!). All this is to say, I've ensured that my keys can be spotted and identified as mine from a considerable distance. Still, my keys go missing. Sometimes they go missing because I forget to put them on the hook (a rare occurrence, much like the birth of a white rhino), or more likely, my loving, thoughtful, wife has taken them and left them in her coat because she's misplaced hers! Truth be told, even my kids get in the act sometimes.

The last time I misplaced my keys wasn't really a misplacing. It was more of an absent-minded locking of the door with the keys still inside. Thing was, I had just finished teaching a grade four computer studies class at Back Bay Elementary School, and then I rushed home to check my phone messages, and quickly scan my mail, before heading out the door. I guess I was doing too many things at one time for my poor, underused, synaptic pathways. As a result, as soon as the lock clicked on the door, I knew what I had done. If only my brain had clicked in before the lock had clicked me out! There were the keys, staring back at me from the kitchen table, encompassed by the clutter of bills and junk mail. Oh, the inhumanity of it all! So, technically, I didn't misplace my keys this time, it was just that there was this wall, this great divide, that separated me from my keys.

What did I do? Well, Sheila was working a couple of miles down the road so I walked to where she was and I got her keys. Then I walked back to the house and the car, and resumed my day, slightly later than anticipated! So the question is:

What did I learn from my latest key fiasco?

Prayer

Dear Heavenly Father! Thank you for offering Jesus, Your Son, as the Key to our relationship with You. Thank You that you have opened the door that we could never unlock-the door of eternal salvation! Thank You for opening and closing doors in our lives so that we can learn, and grow! Amen!

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