Have you ever had to look for a greeting card? The variety is astounding! You can get a card for any occasion. Of course, that doesn't mean that every card is a winner. Sometimes you read a card and think, "Wow, how did this one make it into the catalog?" Well, perhaps having a look at what didn't make it might help. With that thought in mind, the February 1999 Edition of the Heavenly Top is:
“Top Ten Valentine's Day Cards
That Didn't Make It”
- Let's get to the heart of the problem — YOU!
- Here's a heart for you! — Everyone should have at least one!
- When I think of you, I think of Saint Valentine 'cause just like him, you're such a martyr!
- I look'd around for hours just to find the perfect card. You know what? — They don't sell "I'm leaving you" Valentines!
- Without a heart our bodies would suffocate. Our relationship helps me appreciate that fact!
- In honor of the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, may I remind you of our first date?
- Roses are red Violets are blue. I just embezzled the company's funds, look me up in Peru!
- I'm hopelessly romantic — By that I mean it's hopeless to think I will ever be romantic!
- In the currency of love, you're a Mexican Peso!
- And the number one Valentine's Day card
that didn't make it is: - I may not love you enough, but Jesus loves you more!
The Heavenly Top Ten is intended to be a fun look at
issues of faith and fellowship. It should not be considered a serious treatment
of
any of the topics presented.