Welcome to Grant's Heavenly Top Ten. Well, January is almost a memory--HOORAY!!! Now, February is hot on our heals, which means Valentine's Day! So, turn down the lights, put on some mood music and read the February 1998 Edition of the Heavenly Top Ten, which is:
“Top Ten Reasons for
Celebrating Valentine's Day”
- Your wife no longer buys the excuse that Valentines Day is of Satan!
- You forgot you wife's birthday last month and things have been as cold inside the house as they are outside!
- You've been waiting to use those X-men valentines you bought on sale last year!
- You've been told that you should get "in touch" with your feelings.
- Some people collect stamps, coins, Royal Doulton, but you — you collect cupids!
- You're looking at buying a new truck and you think a nice card and some flowers might "grease the wheels".
- It adds credibility to your heart-shaped tattoo that you got on that "unforgettable night of madness" some twenty years ago!
- When your secretary comes in to give you the morning mail, she says, "Good Morning, Mr. Hallmark"!
- Chocolates, chocolates, and more chocolates!
- And the number one reason for
Celebrating Valentine's Day is: - The Lord loves it when we love, romance, appreciate, and communicate withour spouses in tangible ways. So Valentines Day should be just one of many ways we express our love throughout the year!
The Heavenly Top Ten is intended to be a fun look at issues of faith and fellowship. It should not be considered a serious treatment of any of the topics presented.