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June and Father's Day are quickly approaching. Do you have any idea what to get your dad? Is there no more room in his closet for socks and ties? Does he already have enough "Best BBQer in the World" aprons and "Best Dad in the World" baseball caps? If you are stuck with what to buy, let me, as a fellow father, give you some guidance with the June 2005 Edition of the Heavenly Top Ten, which is:
“Top Ten Gifts
Your Father Really Wants”
- Meat!
- A remote that helps him understand his wife and allows him to change the subject!
- A reclining BBQ!
- The ability to get up without making several funny noises!
- More shower heads than toes and fingers!
- A study that supports what he has known all along: there is no bad cholesterol!
- The ability to be invisible on Saturdays!
- A search and rescue dog for the remote!
- A world-wide moratorium on Tofu!
- And the number one gift
your father really wants is: - Your love, forgiveness and understanding!
Thanks to Geoff Clarke for help on this one!
The Heavenly Top Ten is intended to be a fun look at
issues of faith and fellowship. It should not be considered a serious treatment
of
any of the topics presented.